Josie says...

Mom: When we get home, we are going to take a nap.
Josie: I'm not tired Mom. See, look at my tummy.

Josie: What are our neighbors going to do with their house now that they moved?
Mom: Well, they bought a new house and a man by the name of Mr. Long has bought their old house and has already moved in. We need to meet him. He is our new neighbor.
Josie: (as we pull into our driveway). Look, Mr. Short is home. We can go meet him.

Dad: Josie, that is disgusting. When are you going to quit picking your nose?
Josie: On Tuesday.